Recession Television.
“I AIN’T GOT WHAT LL GOT. I AIN’T GOT BISCUITS, I GOT A LOAF OF BREAD”
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Happy New Year.
Pictured above: Armistead Snugg, Founder and Cozy High Leader of the BSS (Benificent Semicircle of Snuggies)
CultWatch: Snuggies
Here, a fleece of the Church’s younger Snuggies (“Snuggies”) are indoctrinated through the ritualistic roasting of pillow in a semicircle. After this, they’ll go down for a nap and a nestle. And then they will commit murder.
Members of the BSS must dawn their robes even during the ceremonial act of copulation, in which they must exchange fluids by coyly passing them in a thing under the robes, with the sole divine aim of forging a new cuddlebunny in the image of the Leader.
Super Broker Shuffle (via yewknee)This is worse than awful.
From Wikipedia:
Vince Offer is a writer, director and comedian best known for appearing as a television pitchman for ShamWow! absorbent towels.
In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing and extremely negative reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as “a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate.”
Christmas with Doom
